原来这才是分手

如果两个人分手之后做了朋友，那说明我从来没爱过你。

如果两个人分手以后依旧可以做分手之前做的事，那说明我想让你记住我。

如果两个人分手之后我不再见你并大声说我恨你，那说明我不舍得离开你。

如果两个人分手之后在彼此的世界消失了，那说明我真的爱你。

分手时，沉默是最好的问题，最圆满的答案。

恋爱是甜蜜的，分手是难免的。谁不是哭过几次，痛过几次，才找到最后的爱。分手是必经的，但有些问题不必问。

1。不要问：为什么要分手？

无论答案是什么，都是你难以接受的原因。

2。不要问：你有没有爱过我？

爱过如何，未爱过又如何，总之这一刻就是不爱。

3。不要问：我做错了些什么？

爱不是讲对错，而是讲感觉。相爱是谈情，不是讲理。当爱的感觉已经不存在，对或错又可以挽回些什么？

4。不要问：我有什么不好。她有什么好。我有什么比不上她？

何必逼对方，再一次侮辱你，打击你的自信心。

5。不要问：难道你不记得我们以前快乐的日子了么？

她/他要离开你，就是因为她/他要现在的快乐，和将来的快乐。

6。不要问：不如我们重新来过？

这个哀求，只会让对**得你更可怜，更卑微。

7。不要问：我们以后还可不可以做朋友？

这样拖泥带水，对方只会感到厌烦。

我一直说一句话…爱是最美好的记忆。爱过了，曾经拥有过了，就要学会知足，何必为难对方，让曾经的美好变了味道。让她/他曾经给过的温柔成为孤独时温暖自己的美妙的回忆。回忆是美丽的…珍藏走过的轨迹…握紧现有幸福… 

Before and After Marriage D:

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..


Before marriage.
I die for you. .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. up to you.
Lagi lama married. .
You go anywhere better get lost!!


Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "



Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"



Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you



Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la



Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Shower Test?

When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?
Please select a body first?
A. Chest
B. Face
C. Armpits
D. Hair
E. Privates
F. Shoulders
G. Others

A. Chest: You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose D (Hair).

B. Face: Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centered person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who choose E (Privates) and G (Others).

C. Armpits: You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who choose F (Shoulders).

D. Hair: Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please ther other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose A (Chest) and E (Privates).

E. Privates: Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perserverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best sex partner in life will be those who choose B (Face) and D (Hair).

F. Shoulder: A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a livin hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who choose C (Armpits) are your only chance.

G. Others: You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths, but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and see your potential. Deep down, you are very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengts stand out and not just hide you weaknessess. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques, but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who choose B (Face).

Few reasons why guys love girls~

1.They will always smell good

even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always

find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden

everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours

to get dressed but in the end

it makes it all worth while

8.Because they are always warm

even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good

no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments

even though you both know that you

think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13.The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name

on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'

even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when

you do something nice for them

17.The way they kiss you when you say

'I love you'

18. Actually ...

just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize

for crying over something that silly

21.

The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22.

Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.

(even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to

change the world so that it

doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet

regardless if you love them, hate them,

wish they would die or know that you would die

without them ... it matters not.

Because once in your life,

whatever they were to the world

they become everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes,

traveling to the depths of their souls

and you say a million things without trace of

a sound, you know that your own life

is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings

of her very heart. We love them for a million

reasons, No paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind

but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

When a girl...

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.
When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....
Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
who calls you back when you hang up on him.
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her

爱上一个人的7个预兆

1当你正在忙的时候，却把手机开着，等着他/她的短信……你已经❤上他/她了

2如果你喜欢和他/她两个人单独漫步……你已经❤上他/她了

3当你和他/她在一起时，你会假装不注意他/她，但是当他/她离开你的视线时，你会急着寻找他/她……你已经❤上他/她了

4当他/她受伤或生病时，你会关心他/她，替他/她着急……你已经❤上他/她了

5当他/她和别人要好时，你会感到吃不知其味……

你已经❤上他/她了

6当你看到他/她那甜美的笑时，你的嘴角会扬起一丝得意的笑……你已经❤上他/她了

7当你看到这篇文章时，心里想到某个人……你已经❤上他/她了

你有几个预兆？

12 ways to know that you love someone

TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you.You see only him/her.

SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number SEVEN is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

What makes Malaysians a Malaysian :o

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot! 2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah. 3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS. 4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT. 5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking. 6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce. 7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian. 8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA. 9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB. 10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese. 11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays. 12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians. 13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!' 14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Law of Kissing? not true tho

Article 1:

Statement of Love:

The Kiss

1.

Kiss on the hand

I adore you

2.Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends

3.Kiss on the neck

I want you

4. Kiss on the lips

I love you

5.

Kiss on the ears

I am just playing

6.

Kiss anywhere else

lets not get carried away

7.

Look in your eyes

kiss me

8.

Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

9.

Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go

Article 2:

The Three Steps

1.

Girls:

If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2.

Guys

If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.

Guys & Girls

Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3:

The Commandments

1.

Thou shall not squeeze

too hard.

2.

Thou shall not ask for a kiss,

but take one.

3.

Thou shall kiss at every opportunity