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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

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Laws of flirting

Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him
you're cold.
Guys: Automatically move closer to her.(If you're
stupid, then you'll either say 'Me too.' or you'll
give her your jacket....don't)


Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around
you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep
into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell
her you love her too....and MEAN IT!!

Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put
your head on his chest and close your eyes as you
listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys: Whisper in her ear; 'The stars are
beautiful.....and so are you. Then link your hands
with hers.

Do you love someone this much?

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

PLKN

Surprise surprised..
Out of hundreds and thousands of students,
I got chosen for this thing?
Great..
>.<
Ahh.. Should I go for it?
Or not?
Decisions decisions decisions
>.<

The Perfect Boyfriend

perfect = adjective; conforming absolutely to the description or definition of an ideal type, exactly fitting the need in a certain situation or for a certain purpose, entirely without any flaws, defects or shortcomings.

In this world, girls would always think they have the 'perfect' boyfriend. But what is the perfect boyfriend exactly? These days, you see couples who only last a few weeks or months. Others; those who believe and know they have found their true loves, last for years.

So what is a perfect boyfriend?? Of course the meaning for a perfect boyfriend differs with each girl. But what is the perfect boyfriend to most?

Here's a few examples;

1. A perfect boyfriend will ask you what's wrong when you're quiet and when you tell him that every thing is okay, he won't believe you.
- Some guys tend to dismiss their girlfriend even though she is bothered by something. They would simply not care since their girlfriend would say she was fine. The perfect boyfriend however, would not believe it when it is clear to them their girlfriend is troubled

2. A perfect boyfriend will call you at 12:00 am on your birthday, just to wish you a happy birthday.
- Guys tend to call their girlfriends on their birthdays a little later. Or they would not call at all and say they would rather say it to you to your face. The perfect boyfriend would not do that. He would stay up late and call you at 12.00am too wish you before anyone else.

3. A perfect boyfriend will grab you and hold you tight every time you hit him or push him like an idiot, thinking you're stronger than him.
- For example, you get mad at your boyfriend and pushed or/and hit him. Normal boyfriends would get mad at you and leave you to your anger. The perfect boyfriend will hold you to him tight and apologize for anything he's done. (And if your boyfriend is someone who hardly apologizes, hearing him say it is probably enough for you to forgive him)

4. A perfect boyfriend will always keep his promises, even when you have already forgotten about them.
- You make a promise with your boyfriend last year and you completely forgot. Normal boyfriends will forget along with you, but the perfect boyfriend would never forget every single promise he made with you even if you already forgot about them.

5. A perfect boyfriend will stay with you on the phone, even when you're not saying anything.
- When both of you are on the phone and have run out of things to say, a normal boyfriend would say bye and hang up - probably worried about the bills. But the perfect boyfriend would stay on the phone with you, not minding the phone bill.

6. A perfect boyfriend will call you beautiful instead of hot.
- When you're wearing your best clothes, a normal boyfriend would compliment you by saying you're 'hot'. But the perfect boyfriend would call you beautiful... even if you're just wearing a t-shirt and loose jeans and converse.

7. A perfect boyfriend will turn to his friend and say 'That's her.' and will hold your hand in front of them, without caring what they think.
- We all know boys are somewhat reluctant to introduce you to their friends. Some even ignore you. But the perfect boyfriend would introduce you to them and hold your hand even though he knows his friends would tease him about it later.

8. A perfect boyfriend will call you back when you hung up on him.
- You're on the phone with your boyfriend and get into an argument about something and hang up the phone. A normal boyfriend would just ignore you and leave you to your anger but a perfect boyfriend would call you back no matter what.

9. A perfect boyfriend will give you all his attention when you ignore him.
- You're doing your homework intently and ignoring your boyfriend even though he was talking to you. A normal boyfriend would give up talking to you and ignore you too. But the perfect boyfriend would disturb you until you give your attention to him.

10. A perfect boyfriend will hold you without saying a word when you're crying.
- You got into a fight with you're best friend and cry. You want to seek comfort from your boyfriend. A normal boyfriend would say everything would be alright and say things to reassure you. The perfect boyfriend would stay silent and hold you while you cry your eyes out.

11. A perfect boyfriend will sneak up and hug her waist from behind when he sees you walking.
- You're walking down the street reading or texting your friend and you don't notice your boyfriend walking a few feet behind you. A normal boyfriend would ignore you while the perfect boyfriend would sneak up to you and hug you.

12. A perfect boyfriend will kiss you to shut you up.
- You're ranting about your boyfriend behavior and he listens to you. A normal boyfriend would scream and shout at you to shut up but the perfect boyfriend would kiss you to shut you up.

13. A perfect boyfriend will let you wear his clothes.
- You want to borrow your boyfriends coat even though you have your own in your bag and he knows it. A normal boyfriend would say that you're a spoiled brat while the perfect boyfriend would just shrug and let you wear it.

14. A perfect boyfriend will follow you when you walk away from him.
- You get mad at your boyfriend and walk away. A normal boyfriend would walk away too but the perfect boyfriend would follow you.

15. A perfect boyfriend will watch your favorite movie with you, even if he thinks it's stupid.
- You and your boyfriend are flipping through the channels looking for something to watch. You want to watch a movie your boyfriend thinks is stupid. A normal boyfriend would argue with you that he would never watch something he thinks is stupid while the perfect boyfriend would just watch the movie with you.

16. A perfect boyfriend would tell not tell you that he loves you.
- He shows you that he loves you.

There are so many examples of a perfect boyfriend. These are just examples of mine. Tell me, how does your perfect boyfriend act? Is he really perfect for you? Do you really love him? Does he love you?

friends or besties? copied from nas's blog :P

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we fucked up!


FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.


FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.


FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."


FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you


FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."


FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.


FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.


FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

38 Things Girls Usually Don't Know About Guys!

1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

2. Guys may be
flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go
crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do
anything just to get you to notice him.

5. Guys
hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the
only guy you talk to.

7. Boyfriends
need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch--
Goodbye.

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is
far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

11. Guys are very
open about themselves

12. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs someone to listen to him more than anything else.

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he
teases you.

14. Guys love you
more than you love them.

15. Guys use words like hot or
cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot. ( this is true)

16. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs,
personality is key.

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being
compassionate and being whipped.

18. Guys think WAY too much. One
small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

19. If the guy does something
stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably
faking it and is spazzing inside.

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he
really is. Guys rarely say that.

22. When a guy asks you to
leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

23. If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

24. When a guy tells you that you are
beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

25. When a guy looks at you for
longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be
intimidated and give up easily.

28. Guys talk about girls
more than girls talk about guys.

29. Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

30. A guy would give his
right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

31. No guy can handle
all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

32. Not
all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them...just most. good guys' are a dieing breed.

33. Guy's
love it when girls talk about their boobs.

34. When a guy
hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

35. Even if they refuse it all guys are
ticklish on the ribs.


36. Guys
love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

37. When a guy
sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

38. Even if you
dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.