Law of Kissing? not true tho

Article 1:

Statement of Love:

The Kiss

1.

Kiss on the hand

I adore you

2.Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends

3.Kiss on the neck

I want you

4. Kiss on the lips

I love you

5.

Kiss on the ears

I am just playing

6.

Kiss anywhere else

lets not get carried away

7.

Look in your eyes

kiss me

8.

Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

9.

Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go

Article 2:

The Three Steps

1.

Girls:

If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2.

Guys

If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.

Guys & Girls

Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3:

The Commandments

1.

Thou shall not squeeze

too hard.

2.

Thou shall not ask for a kiss,

but take one.

3.

Thou shall kiss at every opportunity